DIRECTOR: Mark Robson
Based on Jacqueline Susann’s trashy but compulsively readable novel about three women (Patty Duke, Barbara Parkins, and Sharon Tate) trying to forge careers in the entertainment industry, each descending into barbiturate addiction – the valley of the “dolls.” TCF quickly realized that they had a real turkey on their hands, but the film, coasting on the book’s popularity, was a huge hit. Over time, they also realized that thanks to Miss Patty Duke’s Neely O’Hara and, to a lesser degree, the insanely bad Susan Hayward as fading star Helen Lawson, they had a gay kitsch cult classic on their hands. A movie to be seen AT A MIDNIGHT SCREENING WITH A GAY CROWD, PREFERABLY AT THE CASTRO THEATRE IN SAN FRANCISCO – in other words, it’s a Rocky Horror GROUP experience. It should never be seen alone, or you will be feasting on “dolls” yourself. Duke is so bad in this movie because she thinks she is giving a shoo-in Oscar-caliber performance. Amid all the campness, Parkins and a surprisingly moving Tate survive relatively unscathed.
The campy yet haunting theme from the film was written by Andre and Dory Previn and, as sung by Dionne Warwick, reached #2 on the Hot 100 but was NOT nominated for an Oscar in the Best Original Song category.
The two Best Quotes in the movie are, of course, courtesy of Neely:
I have to get up at five o’clock in the morning and SPARKLE, Neely, SPARKLE!
Neely O’ Hara
Ted Casablanca is not a fag, and I’m the dame to prove it
Neely O’ Hara
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